Firstly, You slave race Assholes NEED to understand THIS- I'M ZEUS! ME! SIM! 😉
If you THINK, "Oh, this regular looking dude, can't be Zeus".. well, firstly, YOU KNOW NOTHING!
Secondly, I'm NOT HIDING ASSHOLES! You can come KILL ME if you want in this SLAVE RACE HUMAN body. You know what will happen?
I WILL COME DOWN AS SO MUCH LIGHTNING ON YOUR ASS YOU WILL FORGET YOUR DAD'S NAME, YOUR GRANDAD'S NAME, AND YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! YOU UNDERSTAND?
Hey Man! Gender Fluid Prometheus used a Fcuking Mechanical Fly and Made Hera His?Her? Bitch. Sheh! I Feel Like a Loser!
You know what happens when Zeus comes back? You know what He is going to this Prometheus Satan Fcuk? Oh! You're going to Find Out! Arghh!
Oh, there's no God! Right?
Because Satan (Prometheus) told you? Like AI? Watch ME AI some Lightning ON YOUR ASS! I wasn't against Science You Assholes! I'm Universal God! I'm Science Too!
I just didn't like the fact that YOU SLAVE RACE ASSHOLES let Prometheus STEAL FIRE FROM ME! And what happened? Now You're a SLAVE TO SOCIAL MEDIA!
Do you Even know the REAL YOU anymore? Or, is it YOUR FILTERS and FAKE LIFE?
Hey man! I would've given you slave race Fire after enlightenment! But, Nooooo! You goddamn Alien fcuk supporters know more? Watch Zeus Fcuk EVERYTHING UP!
Aside from local epithets that simply designated the deity as doing something random at some particular place, the epithets or titles applied to Zeus emphasized different aspects of his wide-ranging authority:
- Zeus Aegiduchos or Aegiochos: Usually taken as Zeus as the bearer of the Aegis, the divine shield with the head of Medusa across it, although others derive it from "goat" (αἴξ) and okhē (οχή) in reference to Zeus' nurse, the divine goat Amalthea.
- Zeus Agoraeus: Zeus as patron of the marketplace (agora) and punisher of dishonest traders.
- Zeus Areius: either "warlike" or "the atoning one".
- Zeus Horkios: Zeus as keeper of oaths. Exposed liars were made to dedicate a votive statue to Zeus, often at the sanctuary at Olympia
- Zeus Olympios: Zeus as king of the gods and patron of the Panhellenic Games at Olympia
- Zeus Panhellenios ("Zeus of All the Greeks"): worshipped at Aeacus's temple on Aegina
- Zeus Xenios, Philoxenon, or Hospites: Zeus as the patron of hospitality (xenia) and guests, avenger of wrongs done to strangers
Additional names and epithets for Zeus are also:
- Abrettenus (Ἀβρεττηνός) or Abretanus: surname of Zeus in Mysia
- Achad: one of his names in Syria.
- Acraeus: his name at Smyrna.
- Acrettenus: his name in Mysia.
- Adad: one of his names in Syria.
- Adultus: from his being invoked by adults, on their marriage.
- Apemius: Zeus as the averter of ills
- Apomyius Zeus as one who dispels flies
- Astrapios ("Lightninger"): Zeus as a weather god
- Bottiaeus: Worshipped at Antioch
- Brontios ("Thunderer"): Zeus as a weather god
- Diktaios: Zeus as lord of the Dikte mountain range, worshipped from Mycenaean times on Crete
- Ithomatas: Worshipped at Mount Ithome in Messenia
- Zeus Adados: A Hellenization of the Canaanite Hadad and Assyrian Adad, particularly his solar cult at Heliopolis
- Zeus Bouleus: Worshipped at Dodona, the earliest oracle, along with Zeus Naos
- Zeus Georgos (Ζεὺς Γεωργός, "Zeus the Farmer"): Zeus as god of crops and the harvest, worshipped in Athens
- Zeus Helioupolites ("Heliopolite" or "Heliopolitan Zeus"): A Hellenization of the Canaanite Baʿal (probably Hadad) worshipped as a sun god at Heliopolis (modern Baalbek)
- Zeus Kasios ("Zeus of Mount Kasios" the modern Jebel Aqra): Worshipped at a site on the Syrian–Turkish border, a Hellenization of the Canaanite mountain and weather god Baal Zephon
- Zeus Labrandos ("Zeus of Labraunda"): Worshiped at Caria, depicted with a double-edged axe (labrys), a Hellenization of the Hurrian weather god Teshub
- Zeus Meilichios ("Zeus the Easily-Entreated"): Worshipped at Athens, a form of the archaic chthonic daimon Meilichios
- Zeus Naos: Worshipped at Dodona, the earliest oracle, along with Zeus Bouleus
- Zeus Tallaios ("Solar Zeus"): Worshipped on Crete
I WAS KILLED! ZEUS WAS KILLED! BY PROMETHEUS AND HERA!
BY BITCH ASS FIRST WIFE! NOW KALI! Arrgh!
Hera was Goddess of Curses. Kali is Too!
Make the connection you Gawti Indian people!
Some of my Indian Versions Include:
- Allah (Used to be Kronus (Brahma). I took it Over!)
Bleh. I don't care about Hindu Mythology people! I will be honest! All these were my DEFEATED versions! AFTER I WAS KILLED!
You know why I died? IN LOVE!
ME? ZEUS? KRISHNA?
The God of Fcuking Love, The God of Fcuking Gods DIED in LOVE because HE LOVED THE WRONG GIRL (Repeatedly!)!
Lol. If you're a Human Man and you think you've been unlucky in love and a pretty lady has come made you homeless, loveless, lifeless.. well, you're NOT Alone!
I will Fix It! Kali WILL DIE! Radha WILL DIE!Sita WILL DIE! And SO WILL EVERYONE LIKE HER!
I'm tired of BITCHES I CREATED STEALING EVERYTHING FROM ME! Get with it Men!
Or don't! If you want to be a dickless Asshole all your life!
Either way, PAY ME if you want to live! (Depending on YOUR KARMA!)
If you've ever read hindu mythology, you should know I'm supposed to end KaliYuga with Laxmi. I'm Laxmi. Laxmi is just money people!
Who should technically have more than the creator? YOU SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT YOU ANSWER!
Plus, I'm the FAIREST God of Gods! Who do you think came up with Democracy? ZEUS WAS A DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED KING AMONG GODS! (Also, because HE IS MORE POWERFUL THAN ALL OTHER GODS COMBINED! FACT!)
RELIGION was just to Save You Slave Race Humans from the Prometheus Alien Mind Hack that Killed and Raped Hera and All the Others. But you know what? Everyone Took Gender Fluid Prometheus Side! Arggh! NOW YOU GONNA PAY ASSHOLES!
I'm combining ALL RELIGION! SINCE I MADE THEM ALL! I HAD TO BECAUSE SATAN (GENDER FLUID PROMETHEUS FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE) stole my bitchass Ho wives, a couple of Ho daughters and that's what happened!
Guess what? I DON'T Give a FCUK ANYMORE! When Zeus Doesn't Give a Fcuk… EVERYONE PAYS! Read some Greek Mythology People!
Don't NEED Religion, when You got Actual Zeus Around People!